hello........ people. been a while since i last spammed here eh. well, i've decided, since my moving to [link] , that i will spam here occasionally. however, i got thinking today, aside from thinking "ilia cares too much about rapex", wouldn't it be great if one of you could relive my AMAZING skill at spamming?

so. one journal of spam from each of you. person who makes me laugh most wins. make it creative. rules:

- no sincerety
- no gay jokes
- lots of gay jokes

have it in by the time i return from holiday (next sunday or so) and post it in this journal. the winenr gets one of MY awesome spam journals. and you know how good those are. just look at "i-ray - a study", "i-ray, a tribute", "DO IT BETTER", "i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts", and the other three hundred